A 2+2 WPT Drinking Game Sure to Kill Someone

[xDiamond_CutteRx]

1 Drink events

Courtney says something dumb.

Mike Sexton says something about this hands place in poker history.

Vince van Patten mentions Tunes or dancing when a player is holding a strong hand.

Vince Van Patten calls AA weapons of Mass Destruction, or Vince Van Patten invents another ridiculous hand name (ie the Hilton Sisters = QQ)

Anytime Phil Hellmuth (or any other pro for that matter) is shown in an episode he isnt playing in.


2 Drink Events

Courtney says something dumb while wearing bikini

Any time Mike sexton screams OHHHHHH or Ohh My.....

Vince Van Patten says "Unbeliveable"


Chug Current Beverage:

Everytime someone is > 4:1 favorite and looses on a suck out

Whenever AA or KK gets cracked.

[mackkie]

HAHA, I love the "weapons of mass destruction" one...thats the best. My roomates and I are doing this game while watching the WPT broadcast as we speak. I think i might have to take a trip to the hospital tonite because im sure one of us will have alcohol poisoning by 11PM. LOL

[TxShadow]

I'll be passed out on the floor before it gets heads-up.

[BeerWench13]

That game's harsher than the "State of the Union" drinking game.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: The WPT Drinking Game may be hazardous to your health and should never be played with alcohol that is more than 3% by volume. Do not operate a vehicle or play online poker after viewing the WPT in conjunction with playing the WPT Drinking Game. Playing poker online after playing the WPT Drinking Game may cause you to say inane things in the chat window such as "Suck it!", "Yeah, Baby!" and "You suck more than a hooker on a Friday night."

[kainARGH]

Vince Van Patten says "Unbeliveable"

Easily the worst rule listed , worst meaning worst for your health! This sounds like fun though

[Muck]

should never be played with alcohol that is more than 3% by volume

What alcohol is <= 3% ?

[BeerWench13]

What alcohol is <= 3% ?

Hell if I know. Everything I drink is at least 4.5% to 18%.

[groton]

should never be played with alcohol that is more than 3% by volume

What alcohol is <= 3% ?

Most American Beer's

[zinn0]

Most American Beer's

Traitor.

[BeerWench13]

Other than some microbrews, American beer sucks. Give me a lovely pint of an Irish stout any day of the week (though not while playing this drinking game).

[TxShadow]

should never be played with alcohol that is more than 3% by volume

What alcohol is <= 3% ?

O'Doul's

[xDiamond_CutteRx]

Tonight for the Five Diamond Classic, you must also drink every time Vince says "Living Legend."

[BeerWench13]

Tonight for the Five Diamond Classic, you must also drink every time Vince says "Living Legend."

Can you say alcohol poisoning?

[Sean_in_NJ]

My rule addendum:

Keg Stand:

Every time Sexton ponders aloud if a player will "fire another shell."

[JohnnyCache]

I recomend "one drink" for the phrase "The only way he can win this pot is to bet at it"

"Two drinks" when a player makes a joke about Phil Helmuth's book. Three if the joke is funny.


I now proclaim this thread to be about drinking games in general.

Here is one my friends and I invented

Lawn Gnome:

Lawn Gnome has the distinction of being possibly the most socially irresponsible drinking game of all, because it is played from a car.

You drive around and when you see a fire hydrant, you drink. If you see a lawn gnome, you have to do a Viking Boast with the car as table.

You can avert the Viking Boast by stealing the lawn gnome. You must declare this by yellling "STEAL" before the driver turns a corner. If you declare a non-gnome object - IE bronze, lawn jocky, small child - to be a gnome you do a Viking Toss while leaning out the window.