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Postby kompis » Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:12 am GMT

So I'm really having problems lately, I guess I'm kinda shy. I started to get to know some girl called carly. After knowing her for a couple weeks I decided to ask her out on a date, she said "Sure, we can go out as a date as friends." It kinda killed me because I knew that I might be screwed...or was I?

So anyhow, we go out for a nice meal followed by a walk through the park to take her home. My brain was tickin and I didn't wanna get stuck in the friends zone so as I get to her door I decided to say we're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just gotta tell you what I'm feeling... gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We've known each other for so long, your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on, we know the rules and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me how I'm feeling, don't tell me you're too blind to see.
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Postby supafrey » Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:20 am GMT

this was stolen
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Postby UrAteUp » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:38 pm GMT

Sounds sweet an all (and very made up) but it won't fly dude. Girls do like sweet and romantic but that is just scary. Almost like your saying you will stalk her if she says no.

Try something like..I had a really good time. I hope we can go out and do this again...who knows...maybe in time we can even go out as more then friends.

Or you always got the preferred THP method...grab a large club, knock her out and drag her by the hair back to your cave... :lol:

(voted by the men of THP to be 99.5% affective)
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Postby Dave B » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:41 pm GMT

Tell her you have enough friends that you dont f**k.
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Postby Miss_J » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:52 pm GMT

bahahaha you f*ck er!

you got me this time.

the 2 posters above me.. right over their heads?
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Postby UrAteUp » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:10 pm GMT

Miss_J wrote:bahahaha you f*ck er!

you got me this time.

the 2 posters above me.. right over their heads?


Ok what the hells the joke lady?
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Postby kingetje » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:18 pm GMT

we´ve been rickrolled in text UAU..... we´ve been rickrolled in text.

pretty awesome imo
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Postby crack » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:48 pm GMT

As soon as Aelred said he went on a date I knew it was a rickroll.
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Postby Gunslinger » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:09 pm GMT

UAU missing the rickroll >>>>>>>>>> the original joke itself. :-D
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Postby Miss_J » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:11 pm GMT

UrAteUp wrote:
Miss_J wrote:bahahaha you f*ck er!

you got me this time.

the 2 posters above me.. right over their heads?


Ok what the hells the joke lady?


didn't you find some of the stuff he said to her was a bit cheezy and dumb?
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Postby supafrey » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:21 pm GMT

uau being oblivious to someone acting cheesy and dumb?

say it ain't so!
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Postby HalfSugar » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:59 pm GMT

You have taken my text Rick Roll virginity! Bravo sir, well played. I never knew this existed :lol:
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Postby UrAteUp » Sat May 03, 2008 8:50 am GMT

You got me. Took awhile to sink in.



uau being oblivious to someone acting cheesy and dumb?

say it ain't so!


This is where we need the finger up emoticon. Can someone please add it?



didn't you find some of the stuff he said to her was a bit cheezy and dumb?


Yes, and that's why I told him turn it down. Then after this I went back and reread the statement. For some reason this cheesy ass tune hit my head...then I knew what was going on... :)

But honestly Mrs. J...being a female, can you tell me you never heard guys get cheesy in hopes of attracting your attention?... :lol:

Kompis/Aelred well played Sir...well played...you got me.
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