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Re: Better than UFC

Postby zinn0 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:08 am GMT

HalfSugar wrote:Andersen Silva is universally known as the greatest pound for pound MMA fighter in the world




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Re: Better than UFC

Postby UrAteUp » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:36 pm GMT

I like Brock better now then when he was with that pathetic screw-up circus known as the WWE.

Ok lets try this. Lets sign up Geno to fight a UFC match against someone in his weight class with a decent record. Then Jimmer will play a game of American football with any team facing the Giants (because they seem to be the best so far this year)...if both win then I will play in a rugby match (I am thinking the a womens rugby match would be up my alley...I might not win but think of the groping I can do).... :wink:
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Re: Better than UFC

Postby HalfSugar » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:14 pm GMT

I am about the same build as Nate Diaz or Cole Miller. Sign me up!
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Re: Better than UFC

Postby Kemics » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:20 pm GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR8PYSze ... re=related

This must be the kind of thing you're thinking of Uau?

God bless America.
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Re: Better than UFC

Postby jimmer » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:24 pm GMT

UrAteUp wrote:I am thinking the a womens rugby match would be up my alley...I might not win but think of the groping I can do).... :wink:
Trus me, I've coached a few womens teams and I wouldn't want to be near them during the match, in the showers afterwards, or on some occasions even in the bar, especially when they start the drinking games!
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Re: Better than UFC

Postby Felting » Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:02 pm GMT

HalfSugar wrote:I am about the same build as Nate Diaz or Cole Miller. Sign me up!


Here's your opponent

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Sanchez
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Re: Better than UFC

Postby UrAteUp » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:45 pm GMT

HalfSugar wrote:I am about the same build as Nate Diaz or Cole Miller. Sign me up!



LOL...hey the have a show called Bullies or some shit like that. They pay $10,000 dollars if you can go two or three rounds with a UFC fighter. If not they give it to the person you bullied. Lets get hold of them and say you bully me. Then no matter if you win or lose we will split the money once the show is over...Sound good?... :lol:
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Re: Better than UFC

Postby UrAteUp » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:47 pm GMT

jimmer wrote:
UrAteUp wrote:I am thinking the a womens rugby match would be up my alley...I might not win but think of the groping I can do).... :wink:
Trus me, I've coached a few womens teams and I wouldn't want to be near them during the match, in the showers afterwards, or on some occasions even in the bar, especially when they start the drinking games!



Like I said I might lose, but think of the groping I could do....it;s a win win situation for me....lol. Open your mind to perversion or don't you Brits know about sex and perversity?

(God knows Crack knows about those, too well)
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Re: Better than UFC

Postby jimmer » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:46 am GMT

UrAteUp wrote:
jimmer wrote:
UrAteUp wrote:I am thinking the a womens rugby match would be up my alley...I might not win but think of the groping I can do).... :wink:
Trus me, I've coached a few womens teams and I wouldn't want to be near them during the match, in the showers afterwards, or on some occasions even in the bar, especially when they start the drinking games!



Like I said I might lose, but think of the groping I could do....it;s a win win situation for me....lol. Open your mind to perversion or don't you Brits know about sex and perversity?

(God knows Crack knows about those, too well)

Perversion and sex is one thing, but 20 butch women forcing you to drink a pint of your own piss for walking into the ladies changing rooms accidently is another.
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Re: Better than UFC

Postby Kemics » Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:40 am GMT

helps wash down the soggy biscuit...

nothing about playing rugby scared me, its what happens after the game. I'd rather go 3 rounds with a ufc fighter anyday.
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