New laptop, all ready to fire up like 20 super turbos on my vacation time, when what do I find after reinstalling Fulltilt? Much to my chagrin, THEY DO NOT EXIST ANYMORE. I see this Matrix SNG. Are they serious? Really? Exchange the most beautiful, pure form of poker for these piles of embarassment? Shame on you Fulltilt, shame on you. Now I'm not sure where to throw my money away. It's alright, I'll definitely find a way. I smell more shorthanded mid stakes limit holdem.

In other news, yes I'm home, this last contract blew, miserable stupid people and the ship was a mess, but it's all good because I'm going to Europe my next contract. Somewhat unfortunately, I only get two weeks vacation before I ship out for another 4 months, but it's not busy in Europe on the ships so shouldn't be too bad. I hope you're all doing well in whatever it is you're doing, I'll be on IRC off and on for the next few weeks pinging in and out. Go figure right, new laptop and it still pings. Cunts diddly.

The Matrix is dumb. I did one and not sure what I did. I won two of four tables. Everybody was all in every hand almost. Crazy!

The Matrix has you, Ham. wb btw.