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Felting · by **Felting** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:07 pm GMT

Good news, I'm in vegas baby.

Bad news, I've got a whole $68 dollars to my name.

Jauron · by **Jauron** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:13 pm GMT

Bad beat forum?

xDiamond_CutteRx · by **xDiamond_CutteRx** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:23 pm GMT

1. Go to the Rio.
2. Ask everyone you can to stake you in a low limit game or satellite.
3. Win.
4. Pay back stake + interest.
5. Take profits.
6. Win.

Felting · by **Felting** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:43 pm GMT

xDiamond_CutteRx wrote:1. Go to the Rio.

Does the Rio have any 75 foot long parking spaces?

xDiamond_CutteRx · by **xDiamond_CutteRx** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:00 pm GMT

tame_deuces · by **tame_deuces** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:09 pm GMT

xDiamond_CutteRx wrote:???

I think he might be driving a truck.

Felting · by **Felting** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:28 pm GMT

tame_deuces wrote:
I think he might be driving a truck.

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Dave B · by **Dave B** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:24 pm GMT

Hang out for 2 days. Jonnyboy and I will come to your rescue on Friday.

UrAteUp · by **UrAteUp** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:05 am GMT

Go find General Sal...he knows where all the cheap hookers are... :wink:

General Sal · by **General Sal** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:08 pm GMT

UrAteUp wrote:Go find General Sal...he knows where all the cheap hookers are...

I don't think $68 can get you a blowjob. Even from the crackwhore near the Orleans....

There are a lot of cheap eats though around the city... hang around downtown. I think they still have a 99cent shrimp cocktail down there.

jimmer · by **jimmer** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:18 pm GMT

Nah. F**k all these ideas.

I went on a stag do (bachelor party) last summer and I had a whole list of tasks for the groom to do.

One of them was to earn Â£5 ($10) begging. He came back two minutes later with the money.

I suggested all he had done was explain to the people walking past that he had to complete a challange and they then felt sorry for him and gave him the money. He insisted this wasn't the case.

Therefore to prove his theory, I made him do it again, except this time I stood near by drinking beer. Sure enough, 5 minutes later he makes another Â£5 ($10).

Looking back now, he looked like an average party gower. He was dressed up, smelt of nice aftershave and had his hair all smart.

I recon you should have ago at the same thing. Start off by asking for $2, then build it up to $1000.

I recon you could do that in 48 hours.

GL

Felting · by **Felting** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:17 pm GMT

Dave B wrote:Hang out for 2 days. Jonnyboy and I will come to your rescue on Friday.

Too late, I'm currently in El Paso, Tx and on my way to Atlanta, GA.

Felting · by **Felting** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:20 pm GMT

General Sal wrote:I don't think $68 can get you a blowjob.

You've obviously never been to a truck stop, $60 will get you half and half, and something the doctor can't cure.

UrAteUp · by **UrAteUp** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:34 am GMT

Felting wrote:
General Sal wrote:I don't think $68 can get you a blowjob.

You've obviously never been to a truck stop, $60 will get you half and half, and something the doctor can't cure.

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