Grinders

[tame_deuces]

Yes, it is finally here. The unofficial sequel to Rounders - 'Grinders'. The script is given here, courtesy of yours truly


The movie begins at New York Poker Online, as our hero Mike_76 has put his entire bankroll at stake in a single 2-player SNG vs the infamous Teddy_LAG. Holding nines full, poor Mike_76 loses to Teddy_LAG's aces full:
Mike_76: wtf!!!
Teddy_LAG: lmao dude
Mike_76: nh mf!
Mike_76 left the table.



Mike_76 quickly wovs never to play online poker again and instead finds a gf.



Two weeks after this, Mike_76's online buddy Worm_Rulez re-surfaces after a lengthy period without a DSL connection.
Worm_Rulez: u up for 3/6?
Mike_76: no, I quit
Worm_Rulez: lmao dude

Helping Worm_Rulez to win by online colluding, Mike_76 is quickly dumped by his gf since he never answered her msn messages:
gf: wtf!!!
gf: its over!
gf: r u there?
gf: u play poker again?



We join our two heroes at Atlantic Poker Online, where they meet up with old online poker buddies:
Jo_73: zup?
Joey_K: yo
Mike_76: hi
Worm_Rulez: wtf, I'm switching tables.
Worm_Rulez left the table.


As it happens, Worm_Rulez has creditcard debts due to playing online poker. The two friends quickly decide to play a 20/40 online game to win money quickly.
Derb3: Wtf!111! U 2 are so working together.
Mike_76: lmao dude
Worm_Rulez: lol
Derb3: I'm mailing the site!
Worm_Rulez: rofl

As it stands, Worm_Rulez, being the ultimate online poker cheat, had colluded without Mike_76's consent.
Mike_76: wtf dude!
Worm_Rulez:sry



The movie now shows the 1988 wsop final hand clip, so the ending scene will be ruined for all.



Mike_76 borrows his mother's creditcard to make a new online bankroll, and decides to once again play against the feared Teddy_LAG. He quickly wins the first round.
Teddy_LAG: wtf dude!
Mike_76: lmao
Teddy_LAG: f cards
Mike_76: lmao
Teddy_LAG: rematch

Mike_76 has doubled his bankroll, but decides to risk it all again, playing the maniac Teddy_LAG.
Mike_76: lmao dude!
Teddy_LAG: wtf!
Teddy_LAG: lmao
Teddy_LAG: chk, chk, chk, u got so lucky you mf.
Mike_76: rofl
Mike_76 has left the table.

[FearItself]

I couldn't wait for the movie to come to the theater so I downloaded it off Bit Torrent. Haxxor FTW.

Good stuff Tame.

[JohnnyCache]

That gave me a deep-down laugh.

[golddog]

Nice, Tame. Very funny.

[saper88aa]

awesome :D

[tame_deuces]

Glad you all liked it

[suitedaces84]

haha, nice.

[Cyberhwk]

Well done!

[saper88aa]

so hmm whenes the sequal coming out

[ShoelessJoe]

Very nice. At least the sequel has more ladies in it than the original.

[raisebot]

lmao dude

[HalfSugar]

How did I miss this first time around? Bravo sir!

[Yozman]

piss funny