it's blue... and it's spectacular....

[Ensano]

got my finanacing approved for my new scooter... time to tear up the roads....

[Dave B]

scooters are like fat chicks, sure they are fun to ride, just dont let your friends catch you on one. You will never hear the end of it.

[Ensano]

here a pic of it...








saw one that might be better suited for you Dave...


had to defend my honor...

[HalfSugar]

saw one that might be better suited for you Dave...


had to defend my honor...

Kinda hard to get a rise out of someone when you've just admitted to buying a scooter

[General Sal]

Nice.

[Phil14312]

Did you ever think: Hey, I might not want to buy a scooter?

[Ensano]

Did you ever think: Hey, I might not want to buy a scooter?

I've dreamed about buying one since I was a teenager...

in my defence it is a 400 and tops out at about 100 mph, so it's kinda like a small automatic bike...

[JackKingOff]

Thats like a dream of flying or something... it's not supposed to be achieved

[Sean_in_NJ]

These are the types of purchases that force your parents into certain uncomfortable conversations...

"So, my son just bought a scooter."
"Oh. Did you see any signs he was gay, or was it a total surprise?"

[MasterShake]

I'm confused. Why is there a big chunk missing where the gas tank goes?

[Ensano]

cause the engine is small enough to allow for some extra space there... it's a 400cc engine in a regular sized bike... there's tons of spare room...

[Dave B]

Does it make your vagina feel nice?

[exit music]

Forget about all the haters, if I didn't already have a badass 1991 Acura Integra, a scooter wouldn't be a terrible option, it is really good on gas and it basically makes you the king of the sidewalk.

[KingOHearts]

Does it make your vagina feel nice?

Nominated for post/zing of the year.

[MJJ]

I'm confused. Why is there a big chunk missing where the gas tank goes?

It's not to make room for your penis...