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[HalfSugar]

Just to resurrect this PotY thread, I just noticed something in the very original post:

i have flop street river house player
aa 694 q 3 has 6 2 wins
a ten t a 5 6 4 32 wins
a j aqj 7 2 aq wins
k8 suited k83 4 8 33 wins

Both the ones in bold are winning hands for the donk who posted the message. I know the second one got pointed out above but the top one is a winner too

[BeerWench13]

I think the grammar in the original post says it all for this particular poster. I notice his title is "Banned." What a fitting nickname.

Muck's Will Hill reply is still, IMO, the funniest post I've ever read on here with possibly the exception of the "Super Duper System" link.

[age_of_sages]

Just to be devils advocate, both of those hands could have been flushes, but buddy wasn't quite smart enough to type in the suits.

[HalfSugar]

Just to be devils advocate, both of those hands could have been flushes, but buddy wasn't quite smart enough to type in the suits.

I think in hand #1 the villain actually had 63 and rivered 2 pair but it's more fun to point and laugh at the banned guy

[BeerWench13]

but buddy wasn't quite smart enough

Surprising too! I could've sworn that when he wasn't playing poker he was designing rockets for NASA.

[Loonbat]

but buddy wasn't quite smart enough

Surprising too! I could've sworn that when he wasn't playing poker he was designing rockets for NASA.

HEY - I'd be doing that too if it weren't for poker ... except they won't let me have security clearance ... hmm ...

[Sean_in_NJ]

... except they won't let me have security clearance ...

I'll see what I can do.

[Muck]

... except they won't let me have security clearance ...

I'll see what I can do.

A man with connections

[Felting]

just for the hell of it

[Felting]

does your mom still swollow, i gave her 20 bucks for some new teeth also.. and dont kisee her tonight shes coming over and i will bitch slap her

oh my

[pat1971]

My usual response to someone who says well its for example UB or AP or FT for ya always handing out bad beats.
I tell them right them. Youre right you should quit playing on this site all together. Just send your chips and cash of to me and ill fight them for you.

C'mon no one has seen more bad beats than me I swear sometimes but over time skill will beat bad luck

[Felting]

C'mon no one has seen more bad beats than me...

want to bet on it?(hint: look at the bad beat section first 8)

[Muck]

C'mon no one has seen more bad beats than me...

want to bet on it?(hint: look at the bad beat section first 8)

Interesting who win’s a battle of bad luck?

Surely whoever wins is the luckiest...but that makes them the loser...wait why is the room starting to shake and foldup.

[Ensano]

Don't you find it retarded that you have now posted that TWO DIFFERENT SITES both cheat?

You can talk all the smack you want, but that won't change the fact that you're bleeding money outta your ass. You can feel great about throwing in a mom joke that we're just going to ignore, but at the end of the day you're the one who's a few hundred dollars poorer.

Something tells me that YOU might be the real problem, not these sites.

I, along with several other people here make thousands off these sites. Grow up and stop crying.

It's okay. Your words hurt, but I can wipe away my tears with the 100 dollar bills I win off of losers like you.

kinda just made me lol...