THP London trip

[kingetje]

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craig and I played the 1K wsope donkament. other than that drinking was the main attraction

[zinn0]

Seriously, how big of a donk is MJB???

[crack]

In these pics are myself, Kingetje, Narciso, Freezy, Aelred and Misterjokerboy.

I will do very basic Trip report.

Friday - Met with MJB and Kingetje at Kings Cross station in the morning. Took my bag to hotel and then went to Empire in Leicester Square for tournament. I met a friend there from Vegas who went out within the first hour. He was gonna come out drinking with us Saturday but he went home instead. Marnix was knocked out just before the dinner break.

MJB went to meet Aelred, Ciso and Mike at Kings Cross and came back to Leicester Square for Marnix. On dinner break I met up with them all and had a pint at the pub. They went and drank while I still was in the tournament. They came back to Casino for around 12am for food and drink and I ended up being knocked out around then.

After like 30 mins we finally got a cab to take us back to the hotel and we had a drink at the bar there then went up to the room to play a SNG. Some smart c*nt decided we would play with 1500 chips and only increase the blinds when someone got knocked out. The SNG lasted f*cking 6 hrs or something and was HU for ages between me and MJB. We introduced PLO to try and get the game to end but it still went on. I ended up winning a grand total of £20 or whatever and played poker for around 16 hrs that day. We were drinking JD all night that Marnix had brought over but had to drink it straight because we had no coke. I had to share a bed with Ciso

Saturday - We woke up around 1pm and f*cked off to this little Cafe. It was pretty f*cking nice seeing as I hadn't eaten properly all week I had this f*ck off breakfast and got extra bacon. We all had something except Ciso who stayed in bed. The bill came to £27. Mike was paying and misheard and thought it was £37 so gave the bitch £40 and said keep the change. Nice 40% odd tip!

We went and got Ciso who was mentally hungover and ill and went to the pub. It was pretty f*cking chavvy and we cba staying there so walked around looking for one that had a TV for the dodgy 3pm game. The place me and MJB went to last year turned into some poncy wine bar and it wasn't even open so we headed down to trusty O'Neills near Kings Cross station. Ciso decided to go back to hotel because he was so hungover and wanted to sleep so we carried on drinking for about 6hrs or something. My initial concern on this trip was that Mike who hasn't been coming on IRC for that long was not as degenerate as the rest of us when it comes to drinking, but he managed to put my concerns to bed as he was matching us all drink for drink. WP!

The hotel is 10 minutes walk away but Marnix wanted to go watch the NEC match in the hotel on a laptop and because we are all f*cking lazy we got a cab. MJB and Mike went out to buy food and some beers for in the hotel room. We carried on drinking till the end of the footy and annoyed scan for a bit on IRC then f*cked off to Kings cross to catch a train to go to some strippers pub Gary had been going on. It took us like an hour to actually find it after we got lost. I did say we shud have cabbed it from hotel because by the time we all paid for train it would be same as a cab anyway but in everyones pissed up state they thought train was cheaper.

We found this stripper place which I initially thought was going to be a dive but the girls in there were hot and drinks were cheap too. We had a round of shots and stayed there till closing. After a whole day/night of drinking I actually felt not too bad which was a bit of a shock. When it closed we f*cked off to another stripper club until about 1:30am.

This was pretty funny because it was absolutely mobbed, full of pissed up skinhead cockneys, difficult to get to the bar, and then Marnix in his infinite wisdom decided to touch one of the girls on the arse as they were walking around. The place had a strict no touching policy. The girls were clued up and they knew it was him despite there being like 7 people in the vicinity. I was slightly worried we were all going to get chucked out but nothing came of it.

I really had enough of the place by 1am because it was just too crowded for me and the girls were coming round every 4 minutes for a £1 to dance so you end up spending quite a lot in there.

I persuaded the others to f*ck off early doors so we could go back to watch the Mayweather fight at the hotel. By the time we got back I was absolutely knackered but me, red and marnix went and got some food from kebab shop. Aelred was pretty pissed and said he fancied a fight with someone. As we walked into the kebab shop some bloke sitting down said to us "Sorry, there's no food left haha" and Aelred was like "YEAAAAAAA f*cking HILARIOUS MATE".

I'm like oh ffs it going to kick off and I'm f*cking starving and want a kebab not f*cking a fight. Anyway, with my excellent charm I managed to calm Aelred down. By charm I mean I think I said "f*cking hell aelred I want a f*cking kebab"

We got back, Aelred got kebab all over the bed and we were still drinking. The others decided to play another SNG but I had enough of poker for the weekend so we high carded for sleeping arrangements and I got the bed to myself so I f*cked off with a beer to watch the boxing.

I was called into the other room to look at Aelred asleep on the floor with a chair on him and kebab on his face (See Pic). I ended up watching all the undercard and missed the Mayweather fight. I was woken at some point by MJB who had to tell me that Ciso won a flip and then by Ciso to tell me Mayweather won the boxing.

Aelred had to sleep on the floor but sneaked into Cisos bed while he was playing the SNG. It was pretty funny because they are like old creaky couple. Ciso was trying to coax Aelred out of the bed. I could hear him saying to Aelred "Just sleep in that bed with Craig"

I replied with "You can f*ck right off cunts I won the f*cking high card, respect the cards man"

He still tried to get him to share the bed with me until I informed them I would shit in the bed if I had to and then Aelred slept next to me on the floor like a little dog!

Sunday - Aelred and Ciso were going home early coz Aelred has Uni the next day. I think Ciso should have stayed on but it was too early and I was half asleep or I would have told him he should stay.

Mike came in to pick up his chips because he was leaving Today. Then the cleaner women came in the room because we forgot to put the do not disturb sign on the door. I think she saw me in my panties.

Finally woke up in time to watch the Man U - Man City game which was probably one of the best football matches I have seen in my life. We started drinking again as soon as we woke up, watched that, I had a shower then we decided to go to the pub.

We walked a different way and found this really nice little pub which had 3 TV's. We had a few drinks there and watched the football. We decided we were going to eat at a restaurant tonight so headed down to our favourite pub O'Neills for a few drinks before we decided where we were gonna go. Seeing as none of us had a f*cking clue where to go for Steak in London, we asked a cab driver who took us back to Leicester Square. Unfortunately, the places around there were Aberdeen Angus which is a shit chain I had eaten in before. I really cba with a shit dinner so we went back to a pub we were in before around there to come up with a plan of action.

There was this dodgy Italian restaurant next door to it which I really didn't like the look of. MJB saw that they did steak in there and wanted to go there. I said it looked shit and was dead but Marnix and MJB wanted to eat so we ended up in there. I knew from the olives that this was going to be a shit meal. They were shit, the starters were shit. We asked for peppercorn sauce with our steaks but the waiter said the chef wouldn't make that and we would have to have red wine sauce. The steaks came and MJB's and Marnix steaks looked like some economy shit from a supermarket. Mine looked a bit better but the taste was just as bad. I ended up caking mine in this sauce to try and hide the taste. The only decent thing about the restaurant was the wine which was actually Australian! MJB runs bad at picking restaurants.

We got a cab back to the hotel and had already bought some voddy and coke and decided we would just drink in the hotel that night. f*ck knows when we went nn's but I let Marnix have the bed because I had it two nights in a row. I'm nice like that. I slept in the dodgy sofa bed.

Monday - We took Marnix sightseeing around London. I did warn him that it doesn't really have that much to offer. We went to see Buckingham palace and then stopped off in a pub and did some shots and drinks to wake us up a bit. Marnix was pretty hungover from the weekend.

We saw some pelicans as well and a balla f*cking duck. Big Ben/Houses of Parliment, Trafalgar Square, The London Eye and some other shit which I have since forgotten. It wasn't the best tour I had done tbh, but I was recovering from the weekend so gfys.

We headed back to Hotel. MJB was leaving same time as me so we got our bags and said our goodbyes to Marnix and got a cab to the train station.

It was nice to meet the others again, it was a year ago since we last met up and really nice to meet marnix who we have been chatting to on IRC for a few years and Mike the newbie who was pretty cool dude.

We have proposed a trip to Amsterdam for next year which will include us all + ScanX, Spawnz and probably some other belgians and dutchies from IRC.

THE END.

[crack]

So much for basic. That was pretty long. lolll

[misterjokerboy]

Seriously, how big of a donk is MJB???

This is not true

[KingOHearts]

wp on leaving out descriptions of all the butt seks, which I am sure was prevalent.

[kingetje]

nice trip report imo

said pelican in avatar

[UrAteUp]

Heyb keep me posted on the Amsterdam trip. I might be game for a nice vacation then. I'll meet you guys in the closest coffe shop....lol. Bring plenty of money too cause your poker loses will be funding my trips for "coffee".