PLO

[crack]

Go f*ck yourself you f*cking c*nt. I f*cking hate you. I always f*cking hated you and you f*cking clearly hate me. Yes I am shit at you and yeah I do f*cking get my money in way too lite but u shud have let me f*cking win some of the time u prick. I even bought that f*cking Omaha manager extension shit and now I will never get the chance to f*cking use it because I have quit this f*cking 4 card bullshit game and I am never gonna f*cking bother playing it again till next time. Thanks for ruining a perfectly good month u massive f*cking cuntwhore.

End.

[crack]

Everyone post in here who f*cking hates this shit f*cking game. It's not even f*cking poker. It's a game which cunts play. It's a f*cking cuntgame.

[Jernej Zorec]

ye f*ck this c*nt game

[xDiamond_CutteRx]

f*ck this game in its f*cking c*nt.

[kingetje]

I do not like PLO

[xDiamond_CutteRx]

I do not like PLO

Say it like you f*cking mean it.

[xDiamond_CutteRx]

Nah, I like it actually.

PokerStars Game #34211609323: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2009/10/18 20:57:02 ET
Table 'Dudu II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Spacejorma ($19.80 in chips)
Seat 2: zozon ($25.90 in chips)
Seat 3: TK4000 ($25 in chips)
Seat 4: Turn_Prophet ($62.15 in chips)
Seat 5: river beast ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: Tomjuni ($26.60 in chips)
Turn_Prophet: posts small blind $0.10
river beast: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Turn_Prophet [5s Td 5h Ts]
Tomjuni: folds
Spacejorma: calls $0.25
zozon: calls $0.25
TK4000: calls $0.25
Turn_Prophet: calls $0.15
river beast: checks
*** FLOP *** [9h Th 4s]
Turn_Prophet: bets $1.20
river beast: raises $3.60 to $4.80
Spacejorma is disconnected
Spacejorma is connected
Spacejorma: folds
zozon: calls $4.80
TK4000: raises $16.80 to $21.60
Turn_Prophet: raises $40.30 to $61.90 and is all-in
river beast: calls $19.95 and is all-in
zozon: calls $20.85 and is all-in
TK4000: calls $3.15 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($36.25) returned to Turn_Prophet
*** TURN *** [9h Th 4s] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [9h Th 4s Ac] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Turn_Prophet: shows [5s Td 5h Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
zozon: shows [Qc 6s Jd 8s] (a pair of Nines)
Turn_Prophet collected $1.80 from side pot
river beast: shows [3h 4d 4h Kc] (a full house, Fours full of Nines)
TK4000: shows [8h 7h 6c 7d] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
Turn_Prophet collected $97.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $102.05 Main pot $97.25. Side pot $1.80. | Rake $3
Board [9h Th 4s Ac 9c]
Seat 1: Spacejorma folded on the Flop
Seat 2: zozon showed [Qc 6s Jd 8s] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 3: TK4000 (button) showed [8h 7h 6c 7d] and lost with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 4: Turn_Prophet (small blind) showed [5s Td 5h Ts] and won ($99.05) with a full house, Tens full of Nines
Seat 5: river beast (big blind) showed [3h 4d 4h Kc] and lost with a full house, Fours full of Nines
Seat 6: Tomjuni folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Gunslinger]

But how do you really feel, crack.

[crack]

Like I have been raped by a very big black man.

[miaowmiaowchowface]

hey at least benyamine didnt multiaccount your ass for a quick 40k in that stupid c*nt game

[xDiamond_CutteRx]

hey at least benyamine didnt multiaccount your ass for a quick 40k in that stupid c*nt game

Explain plz. I like dirt.

[xDiamond_CutteRx]

This is how f*cking stupid this c*nt game is:

Me: [Ah Qh Qd 5d]
Villain 1: [7c 7s 6s 5s]
Villain 2: [Ac Ad 9s 8c]

Flop: [Kh Th 7d]
3-way all-in for 500 BB.

Turn: [2d]

River: [6c]

FML. f*cking cunts. Let's see, I only have most diamonds, most hearts, any Jack, or any Queen to win. But noooooooo. The idiot with like no outs has to win the whole thing. I guess the guy with bottom set wasn't folding in a 3-bet pot, but I can't say I'd be all that happy to ship with his hand for that much, especially when it was bet and check-raised to him. Meh.

[miaowmiaowchowface]

https://www.pokertableratings.com/repla ... 3287318764

cool game

[xDiamond_CutteRx]

Here's a new one:

PokerStars Game #35026675018: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2009/11/07 3:39:43 ET
Table 'Umbriel II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: maxim65 ($18.30 in chips)
Seat 2: Turn_Prophet ($37.80 in chips)
Seat 3: bodysurfah32 ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: serlev71 ($3.70 in chips)
Seat 5: tuosevink ($32.35 in chips)
Turn_Prophet: posts small blind $0.10
bodysurfah32: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Turn_Prophet [5h Tc 6d Th]
serlev71: calls $0.25
tuosevink: folds
maxim65: calls $0.25
Turn_Prophet: calls $0.15
bodysurfah32: raises $0.25 to $0.50
serlev71: calls $0.25
maxim65: calls $0.25
Turn_Prophet: calls $0.25
*** FLOP *** [Js Ts Td]
Turn_Prophet: checks
bodysurfah32: checks
serlev71: checks
maxim65: checks
*** TURN *** [Js Ts Td] [Jd]
Turn_Prophet: bets $1
bodysurfah32: raises $1 to $2
serlev71: folds
maxim65: folds
Turn_Prophet: raises $2.50 to $4.50
bodysurfah32: calls $2.50 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Js Ts Td Jd] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Turn_Prophet: shows [5h Tc 6d Th] (four of a kind, Tens)
bodysurfah32: shows [9d 9s Jc Ad] (four of a kind, Jacks)
bodysurfah32 collected $10.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11 | Rake $0.50
Board [Js Ts Td Jd Jh]
Seat 1: maxim65 (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: Turn_Prophet (small blind) showed [5h Tc 6d Th] and lost with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: bodysurfah32 (big blind) showed [9d 9s Jc Ad] and won ($10.50) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: serlev71 folded on the Turn
Seat 5: tuosevink folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[xDiamond_CutteRx]

Here's a doozy from the worst player I've ever seen.

Me (suits irrelevant): 6-9-T-J
Dumbest-Asshole-on-Planet: 7-9-Q-A

Flop: 7-8-2
Ship it all in.

Turn: K
River: K

f*ck my f*cking life, f*ck Poker, f*ck Omaha, f*ck everyone on the mother f*cking planet, how the f*ck did I win like 14 BI in a row in this f*cking game, f*ck goddamn Poker I f*cking quit.