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[Jimram]

"A Fish and his Chips are Soon Parted!"- Jimram

[Annesino]

The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. ~Author Unknown

If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. ~David Levien and Brian Koppelman, Rounders
Is it a reasonable thing, I ask you, for a grown man to run about and hit a ball? Poker's the only game fit for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man's, and every man's is against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune by teamwork? There's only one way to make a fortune, and that's to down the fellow who's up against you. ~W. Somerset Maugham

Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. ~V.P. Pappy

The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time. ~David Shoup

Poker: the art of civilized bushwhacking. ~Nick Dandalos, attributed

Cards are war, in disguise of a sport. ~Charles Lamb

In a game of poker, I can put the players' souls in my pocket. ~Beausourire

I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and - when played well, nourishes the wallet. ~Lou Krieger

Poker is... a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature. ~David A. Daniel

Whether he likes it or not, a man’s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life. ~Anthony Holden
Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead. ~Jackie Robinson

Poker is to cards and games what jazz is to music. It's this great American thing, born and bred here. We dig it because everybody can play. ~Steve Lipscomb

Hold'em - like life itself - has its defining moment. It's the flop. When you see the flop, you're looking at 71 percent of your hand, and the cost is only a single round of betting. ~Lou Krieger

Old card players never die, they just shuffle away. ~Author Unknown

Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents. ~Lou Krieger


cheers
Annesino

[Isaac Mikel]

"What do I think of Phil Hellmuth? Twat."
Rory Mathews

[HalfSugar]

"What do I think of Phil Hellmuth? Twat."
Rory Mathews

You love this Rory Mathews guy huh?

[Felting]

"What do I think of Phil Hellmuth? Twat."
Rory Mathews

You love this Rory Mathews guy huh?

He's been having a mangasm

[BeerWench13]

"I'd rather be lucky than good. It seems to pay better." -Wenchie (after taking a horrible beat in a tournament last weekend to cripple my stack).

[miaowmiaowchowface]

"What do I think of Phil Hellmuth? Twat."
Rory Mathews

You love this Rory Mathews guy huh?

who IS rory matthews, I'm sure I remember that name from somewhere. he had something to do with fullflush right?

[Isaac Mikel]

"What do I think of Phil Hellmuth? Twat."
Rory Mathews

You love this Rory Mathews guy huh?

who IS rory matthews, I'm sure I remember that name from somewhere. he had something to do with fullflush right?

Said in an interview that they're friends.

[Felting]

You can sheer a sheep many times, but skin him only once. -Rounders

[Isaac Mikel]

"This is the state of Poker. Someone puts in $400,000 with 10,4 and the crowd celebrates like it's a good play"
Phil Hellmuth

[Felting]

Don't tap the glass, it scares the fish. -various

[Isaac Mikel]

Okay, so I don't know if you guys have heard of a player who goes by the name Tuff_Fish on PP? If you haven't then he was basically this old guy who just recorded himself playing and commentated on it.

Someone commented this on one of his videos:

"I love this guy, one of my cures for tilting. The other cure is going to nothingtoxic and watching people get killed. Doesn't seem so bad then."

[Isaac Mikel]

Some guy pointing his finer in Phil Hellmuth's face telling him that he "finally has respect" for bluffing Mike Matusow off KK with 7-2os. Phil replies:

"I finally have respect? I crushed everybody in the world in no-limit for twenty years, side games and cash games. I finally have respect?".

[HalfSugar]

Phil Hellmuth is the best player in the world. And it's not even close. Not even close.

[rdlucas]

'Never Play Poker with Important Money'