Spam of the day.

[jimmer]

Welcome to my new feature - Spam of the day!

I log on most days and usually start by deleting spam. Today is different. Today I'm going to promote spam.

That's right - I'm going to promote someone who has pro-actively tried to increase their turnover by marketing their product. Someone who has spent hours on the internet researching the best marketing techniques to ensure maximum sales. Someone who understands their products features and benefits and targeted it at a specific demographic customer base.

I'm not going to promote any old business. Oh no, I'm going to promote a business who has left no stone unturned in their quest to become a market leader. Someone who thinks 'outside the box' and works 24-7 in their quest for success.

I'm promoting someone who has vision and a detailed business plan. Someone who, one day, is destined for greatness.

So with that in mind - here is my Spam-of-the-day promotions - remember, all spam is 100% genuine and posted on this forum before we are able to delete it.

This one arrived today.

wozki widlowe czesci zamienne
wozek widlowy najlepsze wozki widlowe wozek widlowy toyota wozki widlowe komatsu wozki widlowe czesci zamienne wozki widlowe nowe wozki paletowe uzywane

If you are a Polish speaking, poker player who hangs around on an English speaking forum and want spare parts for your Forklift truck - then you might want to PM the guy above. (You can't contact him anyother way, because he hasn't left any contact details).

Tune in tomorrow for more great spam.

[miaowmiaowchowface]

:(

[HalfSugar]

Here's what I logged in to find this morning:

[jimmer]

Todays 'Spam of the Day' is more intelligent than the last.

He realised that writing a whole post in Greek on a English speaking forum is not the best way to get business, so to combat this, he wrote the title in English - hence drawing in the English speaking members - before hitting them with a greek only text.

So if you are a English speaking, poker playing, purfume wearing Greek (who has concerns about purchasing purfume online) then this is the spam for you.

Wiele osób, obawia się po prostu tego, że kupione w internetowych perfumeriach drogie będą podróbkami. Naturalnie istnieje takie ryzyko, ale z całą pewnością nie w przypadku sklepów sprzedających w Internecie. Perfumerie internetowe sprzedają wyłącznie oryginalne , także nie ma możliwości, abyśmy kupili w perfumeriach internetowych nieoryginalne męskie i kobiece. A z całą pewnością, drogerie internetowe, udostępniają rewelacyjną ofertę, lecz również całkiem niskie ceny, dlatego też z pewnością warto robić w nich zakupy. Kupowanie w perfumeriach internetowych jest bardzo opłacalne, a na dodatek bardzo bezpieczne.

[jimmer]

Todays 'Spam of the day' has clearly read all the crap spam and done the exact opposite.

If you want to promote your pokersite, where do you go? That's right - a poker forum! Well done that man! (But don't treat us like idiots!)

Poker is one of the most enjoyed games across the globe. Learn poker the easy way from the pros and play poker online with millions of gamers and earn lots of $$$. There are many sites which allow you to play poker online. [site name removed]

Promoting his site by marketing the whole industry first - nice!

[golddog]

Todays 'Spam of the day' has clearly read all the crap spam and done the exact opposite.

If you want to promote your pokersite, where do you go? That's right - a poker forum! Well done that man! (But don't treat us like idiots!)

Poker is one of the most enjoyed games across the globe. Learn poker the easy way from the pros and play poker online with millions of gamers and earn lots of $$$. There are many sites which allow you to play poker online. [site name removed]

Promoting his site by marketing the whole industry first - nice!

Well, you know, "a rising tide" and all that.

[Adamm]

I was looking at today's forum birthdays and checked the profile of one xzangx63 from...uh...Illinois. He's a Non-Retail Sales Supervisor and he listed woodworking as an interest of his. Delightful. And he listed his favorite website as vvv.vaporizers for weed .net/vaporizer .

Preemptive ban initiated.

But wouldn't you love to meet a woodworkin', vaporizin', Chicagoan, supervisin' Asian? I'd be that guy's friend. I'd be a great friend to xzangx actually.

Damn you spammers. Damn you for making the perfect friend that never existed.

[jimmer]

Damn you spammers. Damn you for making the perfect friend that never existed.

Well, you have the powers to make spammers your friend. You have the contacts to set up your own spammer grooming business.

Knowledge is power & spammers have feelings too.

[jimmer]

If there is one thing I thought this forum needs, its people who write about golf in a Japanese. Luckily for us - we now have one!

早くパットを打てばスコアは上がる

パットが上手くなる日、それは恐怖を捨てたときだ。アドバイスしよう。ためらってはいけない。15秒間のルーティンを伝授しよう。
《00秒～05秒》
ゴルフ用品ングパートナーがパットを打とうとしている時間は、自由時間のようなものだ。その時間を使って自分のパットのどこが悪かったのかを考え、自分の番が来たら、覚悟を決める。のんびりと芝を読んでいたら、プレーが遅くなったり急かされたりすることになるだろう。私は、ボールを置いたらだいたい5秒で自分のラインを確認する。ただしグループの中で自分が最初にパットを打つ場合は、このステップにもう少し時間をかけてもいいだろう。