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Spel Chek

Postby UrAteUp » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:54 pm GMT

I found this on the interweb. Thought it was funny.

I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your please too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker toiled me sew.
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Postby Casey ATB » Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:23 pm GMT

Love it. :-D

It reminds me of a book written by the late Danish comedian Victor Borge, entitled "Anguish Languish," a view of words in the 'English language.'
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