To call a huge overbet here?

[Felting]

How much do they charge for coaching?

For high stake ($1000NL) its as high as $1000/hour

It's a lot of money but could still be thought of as an investment, not like your blowing it on a whore.

Just make sure her name is Charity

This idea seem quite portable, maybe a casino called Charity would be a clever name.

Bet it would even be tax deductable.