What makes you a bad-ass? (long read)

[UrAteUp]

I decided to delete the original post. And since no one quoted me...

(Just listen to the wav file)

[Dave B]

pussy

[MasterShake]

I eat a lotta fried foods. My ass smell pretty bad almost constantly.

[age_of_sages]

What makes me a badass?

I don't care.

And there's your answer.

[BeerWench13]

I'm not a badass. Other than my older sister, I only got in one fight before high school. She was twice my size, so I hit and ran. Yes, I'm a wuss. During high school I got in one fight with my best friend. Both of us were drunk so it ended with a few guys pulling us off one another. I had my hands around her throat and she was punching me in the ribs when they finall got us apart. The guys in my class said from then through our senior year that it's the best fight they've ever seen between two girls. There was no scratching or hair pulling, just full-on punches.

Also in high school, my mouth got me in a lot of trouble. Go figure. I never got in any other fights with girls unless it was on the basketball court, and those never amounted to much since I had to make sure not to get a technical and hurt the team. However, I could make a guy see red in a heartbeat. The first guy to ever hit me I responded with a jab to the nose. I don't recall hitting him, but I broke it in one punch. There have been 2 others who have hit me and the result was the same.

I'm not a violent person, but if accosted, I will reciprocate.

The moral of the story: Don't hit me. If you do, watch the left.

[supafrey]

i'm too smart and far too sexy to be a badass.

[groton]

Well Lets See
I have Worked as a Bouncer and Securty.

Broke a guys nose with a Walkitalki once when He was pounding on my Superviser preaty bad.


Some Fights in School not always won them but Did normoly defend my self.


by the way I am 6ft tall and close to 300 Pounds.

[Sean_in_NJ]

What makes me a badass?

I don't care.

And there's your answer.

Ditto. It bothers me a little that I even responded to this thread.

[UrAteUp]

What makes me a badass?

I don't care.

And there's your answer.

Ditto. It bothers me a little that I even responded to this thread.

Oh now I know this is false. Sean is probably the real American badass. Them Jersey boys are known for fighting....

Supa we know your a lover and not a fighter...you pretty boys just can't hang with the big dogs.

Dave B: Just from your response I know your a badass...I like that attitude buddy... .

Wenchy: Nothing says hawt like a scrappy female...

Ages: Same as Dave...good tude... .

Is it me or has anyone else noticed lake of UK participation with this post? Should we assume all UK people are wimps?....

[zeroswarm]

Yeah, we're all complete wimps.

[weirdofreek]

How about a Paratrooper/ Iraqi Freedom vet/ 8 year soldier who trains in both unarmed and armed combat on a regular basis? And I am a combat photographer/videographer so I don't go into combat armed to the teeth. I gut it out with my M9 (9mm beretta) and my camera(s). Does that make me a bad ass? Nope I am one of the nicest guys you'll meet but that don't mean you can f**k with me or my family.

[Fat Tony]

Real badasses don't feel the need to advertise the fact that they are badasses.

[JohnnyCache]

OK thanks UAU

Was just wondering.

[xDiamond_CutteRx]

What makes me a badass? I stabbed some fool in the neck with a butter knife, just 'cuz.

[JohnnyCache]

I hurt somebody's feelings once.