You might be a gay homosexual if......

[Dave B]

your list of favorite songs is:


Eagles- Hotel California
Eric Clapton - Layla
Dire Straights - Romeo and Juliet
Roy Orbison - Pretty Woman
Andrea Bocelli- Canto della Terra
Pavarotti -Nessun Dorma
Eric Clapton - Next time you see her
Rocky Theme - Gonna fly now
America - Horse with no name
Leadbelly/Johnny Cash - Rock Island Line



Special Mention - REM- losing my religion, Rolling Stones- Wild horses, John Lennon Imagine, Queen- dont stop me now, MJ- Billie Jean

[UrAteUp]

I think Dave you failed to mention Culture Club.

And how about riding Skooters and bragging about it...gay?

[Ciso_B]

Gay homosexual = As straight as they come right ?

Im comfortable with my sexuality, what would you prefer I listed, black rappers song. Here's a list that Dave_B might prefer

Coolio - Gangstas paradise
2 pac - changes
eminem - lose yourself
Forgot About Dre - Dr. Dre, Eminem & Snoop Dogg
N.W.A- Express yourself
P.I.M.P - 50 Cent
Chamillionaire - Ridin

Would this list satisfy your homophobic side?

funny yankee.

[Dave B]

Nope, still gay.

Hell, that rap crap aint isnt even music.

[Ciso_B]

Good cos I was messing with that rap list.

Tell me your list neway Dave.

[Dave B]

I am sure that if I put some time in, only 3 of these would make it into my top 10. That said, here is a starter list:

Zepplin-Over the Hills and Far Away
Metallica-Fade to Black
Clapton-Further on Down the Road
Tool-Parabola
Floyd-Wish You Were Here
White Zombie-Thunderkiss 69
Rush-La Villa Strangiato
Chuck Berry-Johnny Be Good
Tchaikovsky - 1812 overture
Queens-Who Wants to Live Forever


Some stuff that I am enjoying right now:
Disturbed
Godsmack
Foo Fighters

Now that we are finally getting some convertible weather, I have been taking the long way home and rocking out more.

[Dave B]

Now, here is the top list (if you are gay)

Celine Dion-My Heart Will Go One
Right Said Fred-I'm Too Sexy
Judas Priest-Hell Bent for Leather
Rick Astley-Never Going to Give You Up
Culture Club-Karma Cameleon
Neil Diamond-Love on the Rocks
Elton John-Rocket Man
REM-Everybody Hurts
B52s-Love Shack
Abba-Fernando

[Muck]

Gay homosexual = As straight as they come right ?

Aye you're not wrong lad

[supafrey]

Nope, still gay.

Hell, that rap crap aint isnt even music.

Yeah good thing we definitely go to middle aged bald republicans for the pulse of the nation. You're definitely a forward thinking and civilized sort, why wouldn't your urban sensibilities understand the forefront of haute couture?! Bumfukk, Minnesota is basically Milan with a confederate flag.

[supafrey]

What a strange coincidence that most of the music you listened to during your formative years also just happens to magically be the BEST MUSIC EVAR!11!!11!

What an eclectic and informed artistic opinion. Hegel was no match for your aesthetic analysis.

[Dave B]

Nope, still gay.

Hell, that rap crap aint isnt even music.

Yeah good thing we definitely go to middle aged bald republicans for the pulse of the nation. You're definitely a forward thinking and civilized sort, why wouldn't your urban sensibilities understand the forefront of haute couture?! Bumfukk, Minnesota is basically Milan with a confederate flag.

Middle Aged-37? well probably
Bald-nope, that would be Sean
Republican-not these days
Minnesota=Milan? More like Stockholm
Minnesota=Confederate? Nope, we fought for the other side

[Phil14312]

Yeah but where is the Mall of AMEEERICA Supa?!

I rest my case.

[Jernej Zorec]

just lol
really

hotel california is defo one of best songs evah excelent guitar play imo
and well Dire Straights are fkn legends and ur a moron if u think liking any of their songs makes u gay

i mean FFS it not like were talking about CLAY AIKEN liking his songs yeah ur either gay or a woman (who knows what sets them off)

[xDiamond_CutteRx]

N*Sync in not on your "gay" list Dave? For shame...

[zinn0]

Dave once mentioned going to a Bon Jovi concert, therefore all of his music picks are officially disqualified.